Gabriel has decided that food tastes better when eaten through the middle.

Picture a sandwich, a square sandwich. He will take his first bite in the middle of one side and continue forging through until he has divided the sandwich in two. In the process, he has smeared the inner contents of such sandwich, all over his cheeks. When he eats through a slice of pizza, he will end up with bright red tomato sauce up his nose and even to his ears. If we’re eating out, I’ll need to use at least 13 napkins per slice of pizza, and maybe, perhaps, if we’re lucky, he will look clean upon exiting the restaurant.

I don’t know why he thinks this is the proper way to eat, but to each his own, I guess.

I love this kid with all my heart.